The Iliadin; or On Allergies

My lost, ill nostrils both breathing

Stands the sole luxury I’m seeking

Though thrills too you are conjuring

Seems I still fear ye yet tyrant Spring!

For months I’m made but a wheezing

Weary child occupied with sneezing

Despite blights it’s right honouring

My best friend ox-y-me-ta-zo-line

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